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Posted by Hillarious on August 17, 2003 at 19:56:18:

In Reply to: must read posted by doria hates jazz on August 17, 2003 at 19:52:08:

FANTASTIC - KEEP IT UP

: Joe Doria STATED DURING RECOUNT Your butt is wide, well mine is too
: Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
: The word is out, better treats me right
: 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
: Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

: My zippers bust, my buckles break
: I'm too much man for you to take
: The pavement cracks when I fall down
: I've got more chins than Chinatown

: Well, I've never used a phone booth
: And I've never seen my toes
: When I'm goin' to the movies
: I take up seven rows

: When I walk out to get my mail
: It measures on the Richter scale
: Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
: I'm the only one who gets a tan
: If I have one more pie a la mode
: I'm gonna need my own zip code

: When you're only having seconds
: I'm having twenty-thirds
: When I go to get my shoes shined
: I gotta take their word

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: FANTASTIC -  KEEP IT UP 

: : Joe Doria STATED DURING RECOUNT Your butt is wide, well mine is too
: : Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
: : The word is out, better treats me right
: : 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
: : Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

: : My zippers bust, my buckles break
: : I'm too much man for you to take
: : The pavement cracks when I fall down
: : I've got more chins than Chinatown

: : Well, I've never used a phone booth
: : And I've never seen my toes
: : When I'm goin' to the movies
: : I take up seven rows

: : When I walk out to get my mail
: : It measures on the Richter scale
: : Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
: : I'm the only one who gets a tan
: : If I have one more pie a la mode
: : I'm gonna need my own zip code

: : When you're only having seconds
: : I'm having twenty-thirds
: : When I go to get my shoes shined
: : I gotta take their word



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