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: : Last night, troops loyal to Joe "Leader Without Fear" Doria of Bayonne occupied Greenville.

: : Doria, resplendent in a white silk robe (some state that the garment was sewn from fabric previously used in a military blimp, but that claim could not be verified at press-time) and an ostrich-plumed Napoleon hat reviewed his returning committee people.  The Doria troops displayed tokens of victory -- lion skins, zebra pelts, and Urban Times News vending machines.

: : HCDO Reichskommandant Kenny approved of Doria's power grab.

: : "Joe Doria's an outstanding public servant," said Kenny

: : One reporter asked the HCDO Reichsminister of Propaganda if the action was appropriate.  The HCDO spokesman maintained that this is a humanitarian effort.

: : "The situation was very confused.  Greenville residents lacked direction.  They just couldn't govern themselves.  Joe Doria will distill order from this chaos.  Just look how he's kept the Light Rail running on time."

: : Later, Bayone Leader Without Fear Joe Doria reflected on the death of Glenn Cunningham.

: : "God works in strange ways."

: Welcome to the New Home of the Urban Times News, in Exile.....


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