Posted by look at the picture and see! on October 10, 2004 at 15:48:51:
Trying to keep up drinking with BIll Gaughan Jerry Healy passed out stewed. The police were going to drive him home so they were asking Tom Degise and Bill Gaughan with Healy Lived. Gaughan just kept nipping at a fifth of fleischmann's and singing Oh Danny Boy. Tom Degise said that he didn't know where Healy live because Lois always told the drive where to go. So then the police asked what Healy's home telephone number was so they could call and get the address. Gaughan just kept swigging away at the bottle and now was singing Too Ra Loo Ra Loo Ra. Degise said that he didn't know what Healy's phone number was because Lois always dialed the phone for him. So the police then asked where Healy's kids lived. They would get in touch with them and find out from them where Healy lived. Gaugan took another drink out of the bottle and then wailed into McNamara'a Band. Degise said that he had no idea how to get in touch with Healy's children because Lois kept track of that for him. At their wit's end, the policeman said listen, you're backing this guy for mayor you got to know something about him. Well Degise says Jerry Healy has two a$$holes. Taking a step back the cop says, listen, you don't know where he lives, you don't know his phone number, you don't know how to get in touch with his kids, but you knows that Healy has two a$$holes! How do you know that? Well Degise says every night when Healy, Gaughan, and I goes to the Tavern up the block, the bar tender yells here comes that guy Jerry with the two a$$holes.
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- Well Done! The two are pretty pathetic 23:04:44 10/10/04
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