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Hudson County Politics Message Board |
Posted by Contact the Office of the County Executive on October 17, 2004 at 21:56:27:
Jersey City about to bare it all. A nude beach will open this May. For towels and sunscreen please contact Jim Kennelly. Please note that if you have not bathed nude before, sunscreen on your privates is strongly encouraged. Mr. Manzo and Mr. McMann will apply sunscreen in those hard to reach areas. Tom DeGise, Bill Gaughan & Jerry Healy will discard their speedos and streak along the shores of the Hudson River. Their buff bodies will glow in the shadow of Lady Libery in a true celebration of liberating themselves from the shackels of clothing. Former Mayor Gerald McCann will take FREE photos of you and your favorite County representative along the shores of the Hudson. The former first lady, Sandy will be there reminding everyone that her late husband always wanted to open a resort of this kind. Willie Flood will hug everyone upon entry and tell them that she is the right one to carry on this legacy. Steve Lipski will sell ice cream, kielbasi & pierogies from his RV. Harvey Smith will use his phys ed background to get everyone in shape with a round of beach volleyball. Free yourself. Join the Hudson County's finest leaders and friends at this liberating event. IT WILL BE A SIGHT TO SEE!!
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