Posted by Fake News Enthusiast on May 06, 2005 at 09:06:30:

In Reply to: Jimmy King Visits the Foot Doctor- AND OTHER HAPPENINGS posted by Whiskers on May 06, 2005 at 07:56:15:

it's cool to get some real chuckles out of this board.

: JERSEY CITY- The campaign season can definately take a tole on one's feet. A man not too far to ask is Mr. James P. King who we spied hitching a Pyramids jitney bus to his rival Dr. Buttigheri's office. According to our sources King had some sense of mischievious pride having his rival's hands handling his corns. "You know you haven't got a chance in hell in winning this you son of a b*tch" whispered King as he bent down to fix the last Velcro strap on his pediatric shoe.

: OTHER HAPPENINGS: Black people apparently do not like Polish food. Gerald McCann, who recently opened a string of Polish eateries in Ward F, was spied outside of Justice Brennan Courthouse with chums complaining about throwing away the last batch of unsold blueberry pierogi.
: "I hate wasting food. I hate it. It's like me wasting my time working these elections. Nobody had the balls to come to the ribbon cutting of my store in Ward F. I'm continental. I'm like Hugh Hefner coming into that Ward with this restaurant. But I'll do anything to keep this going, even if I have to wear the FUBU dungarees. And if they don't like it they can shove it!"

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: :  JERSEY CITY- The campaign season can definately take a tole on one's feet. A man not too far to ask is Mr. James P. King who we spied hitching a Pyramids jitney bus to his rival Dr. Buttigheri's office. According to our sources King had some sense of mischievious pride having his rival's hands handling his corns. "You know you haven't got a chance in hell in winning this you son of a b*tch" whispered King as he bent down to fix the last Velcro strap on his pediatric shoe. 

: : OTHER HAPPENINGS: Black people apparently do not like Polish food. Gerald McCann, who recently opened a string of Polish eateries in Ward F, was spied outside of Justice Brennan Courthouse with chums complaining about throwing away the last batch of unsold blueberry pierogi. 
: : "I hate wasting food. I hate it. It's like me wasting my time working these elections. Nobody had the balls to come to the ribbon cutting of my store in Ward F. I'm continental. I'm like Hugh Hefner coming into that Ward with this restaurant. But I'll do anything to keep this going, even if I have to wear the FUBU dungarees. And if they don't like it they can shove it!" 


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