Posted by CARL CZAPLICKI THIS IS COUSIN BILL I NEED A NO SHOW JOB on May 12, 2005 at 21:29:14:
Dear Cousin Carl Czaplicki: I say cousin because i have proof we are related. First of all I have no shame either. I know if that's all I had that I would also be related to JErry Healy, Steve Lipski, Bill Gaughan etc.but that's not all. In fact we share many characteristics that prove we have the same lineage. For example: 1.) I don't care what happens to Jersey City either; 2.) I'm a frustrated history teacher who can't find a real job either; 3.) I'm not married but if I were married I too would put my wife and infant child at a sewer processing plant surrounded by political hacks as long as she brought home a paycheck to make up for the fact that, I too am an inadequate provider financially; (unlike you I would find a way to have the kid get me some money too!) 4.) I too don't care which party is in power, democrat, republican, libertarian, green, red, blue, like you I don't care as long as I don't have to go back to that vocational school and teach kids whose greatest dream is working for minimum wage or raking yeards for a living; 5.) I too would hang out with low life people like Jerry Letizia if it helps me keep my job; 6.) As for selling out the JCMUA to North Bergen. I'm on that too. What's the big deal losing a sewer system. Yuck; 7.) I would sell out City Hall too. My only regret is I can't sell out Bayonne and Secaucus too! Darnit. 8.) I like going on trips and having the taxpayers, ratepayers hell anyone but me pay for it. 9.) I could work for a joke of a mayor. I'll even clean up after him. Really the only difference between you, Carl Czaplicki and me (your ever loving cousin) is I can't be a hypercrit and deny my true self as I have outlined above. I hope I can still get that job kissing the ground Mayor Healy walks on if you haven't already given it to some other relative already. Oh well not everyone can be related to Carl Czaplicki and you know why? Jersey City and PSVC can't afford the one's he's already hired.
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