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: "Captain" Al Chowanec, is he still around?  Last time I saw him was maybe December of 2001.  He was like ecstatic that James E. McGreevey was off to Trenton.  I predicted that what appeared to be a rising star was actually a shooting star.

: : : Is that a man-eating shark?

: : : : JERSEY CITY- The yellow brick road to successful investments seemed faded by time and misfortune these past few months for newly self-appointed entrepreneur and former Jersey City mayor Gerald McCann. 
: : : : "Listen, call me Gerry. I'm not kidding. The last Gerald I met wore penny loafers with no socks and worse yet they had dimes in them. What do I look like some sort of schnook?" Gerald said recently, laying down his pride like the number of his failed Polish eateries recently opened up in Ward F. 
: : : : "My Polish eateries were high quality. Class "A". I wore the FUBU jeans. I played the Tupac Galore or whatever his name is. The bottom line is that African Americans don't like Polish food. That's what I like making. You won't see me going into India Square jockeying a Sugar Cane juice stand. You'll see me opening another Polish eatery. And there gonna like it!"
: : : : But that's not all that's tickling Gerald's fancy. A "McCann Aquarium" is being proposed for the recently demolished Al Chewanic Casino. His main attaction? 
: : : : "Pedro the gay shark. Downtown has changed. There's more liberal people who would appreciate a homosexual shark who's been shunned by his peers in Orlando. And you're sure as hell on the money it'll be a great sideshow for that Moldonado duel. And if they don't like it they can shove it!"


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