Posted by Join the Czaplicki family-get a job in Jersey City on August 04, 2005 at 11:37:50:

Jersey City Chief of Staff Carl Czaplicki and the new Republican party are encouraging anyone and everyone who wants a job to join Chief of Staff Carl Czaplicki's family so you too can enjoy his unique blend of nepotism and patronage. Many "kiss'in" cousin positions are available for a low price. More immediate membership in the Czaplicki family, such as uncle and aunt positions and even sibling positions can be obtained for a premium. Remember the closer the relative the bigger the job.

Join now and you too can enjoy a no show job in the Jersey City Administration of Jerry Healy or at the Passaic Valley Sewer Commission (where Carl Czaplicki is a Commissioner who has already hired two relatives) for a fraction of the cost of a college education or vocational training.

As a teacher at the Vocational School in Hudson County Carl Czaplicki understands that no graduate really has a chance because teachers like Carl aren't real educators, but really political hacks. So discounts are offered for Vocational Graduates.

Also Carl Czaplicki loves big families. He knows what it is like to be married to someone who can't find a good job on their own through merit or education. Who knows better that Carl Czaplicki about haivng a brother who can't find a job in the real world. And don't worry if there will be enough room for you in his family, he is shameless about nepotism and loves big families.

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: Jersey City Chief of Staff Carl Czaplicki and the new Republican party are encouraging anyone and everyone who wants a job to join Chief of Staff Carl Czaplicki's family so you too can enjoy his unique blend of nepotism and patronage. Many "kiss'in" cousin positions are available for a low price. More immediate membership in the Czaplicki family, such as uncle and aunt positions and even sibling positions can be obtained for a premium. Remember the closer the relative the bigger the job. 

: Join now and you too can enjoy a no show job in the Jersey City Administration of Jerry Healy or at the Passaic Valley Sewer Commission (where Carl Czaplicki is a Commissioner who has already hired two relatives) for a fraction of the cost of a college education or vocational training. 

: As a teacher at the Vocational School in Hudson County Carl Czaplicki understands that no graduate really has a chance because teachers like Carl aren't real educators, but really political hacks. So discounts are offered for Vocational Graduates. 

: Also Carl Czaplicki loves big families. He knows what it is like to be married to someone who can't find a good job on their own through merit or education. Who knows better that Carl Czaplicki about haivng a brother who can't find a job in the real world. And don't worry if there will be enough room for you in his family, he is shameless about nepotism and loves big families. 


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